"When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it." - Bernard Bailey

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An exercise in irony:

Me: 'I find Singaporean guys seldom take initiative' - hurr hurr

A: Singaporean guys seldom see anything worth taking initiative for.

B: Singaporean guys are not worth Singaporean women's time and effort. We won't even bat an eyelid even if they initiate.

Me: See why SG women have such a bad rep with SG guys? Hurr hurr

C to B: your comments and profile pic lead me to believe u enjoy parties of a certain kind.

B: There we go, THAT'S why alot of Singaporean women despise Singaporean men. The way they make ignorant sweeping generalisations, the way they are so full of themselves.

Frigid Girl: BOING! they're not the only ones making ignorant sweeping generalisations then

Me to D: Have I told you about my theory of interracial dating? =D

D: no. you wanna date a french girl? i like french girls. if i were a guy, i'd go french.

B: I keep telling you to come visit me [in New Zealand] so that I can intro you to my friends. Uni has alot of hot gurrrrls. Ang mohs, Asians, you have it all. :D Time to expand your horizon, Gab!

Me: I almost choked on my tea


Someone: i think u're the only person on my list who has debates breaking out in facebook comments